I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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