So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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I need you to use more vowels.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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