the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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