I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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