i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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