okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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