i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
