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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Bring me that man meat
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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