Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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