It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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