In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
