is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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