your room smells of hookers.
And success
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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