No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
