Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
In the future we'll all be gay
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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