Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
