I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
vagina is talking i cant
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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