U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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