p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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