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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Vodka?
Forever.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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