no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
