He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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