morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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