Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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