Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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