you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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