): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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