Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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