I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
