i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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