after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You made out with two different species that night
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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