Little spoons don't ask big questions
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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