BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
