I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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