Have you finally orgasmed yet?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Randomize
