Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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