I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
