Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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