He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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