So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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