no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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