Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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