she was so not down for the gang bang
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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