@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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