So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
