You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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