we have officially lost it.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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