You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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