About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
We smell like vodka and hangover
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