wat bout pragnant strippers??
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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