Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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