I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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