Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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